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They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump..
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...
and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm..
She wanted that...more than anything. Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out..
She screamed. He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...as did their growing passion.
And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.
They knew it was wrong.
Their families would never understand.
So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening of doors
...just the faint click of a camera......
Forbidden together.
Whether or not you are a cat or a dog person ... here's a true story about people from Oklahoma and Ilinois separated by a common language.

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken of (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.
She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. 		lion1
It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."
Gas in car to go to groomers $2.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!
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